After barely surviving a car crash I was on the verge of dying. But they froze me, preserved me for 900 years. I then woke up in the Andromeda galaxy on a planet they called New Earth. I was asking many questions and they answered all of my ridiculous questions. I found we fled to andromeda to escape a race of killer robots accompied by giant alien mechs. And so me (accompanied by other people from the 21st century) used non-stop explosions to beat them to the dirt and magma. Spoiler alert! We won. So that is why I'm always last. (for every trend).