I was so embarrassed, like who yells: “WILL YOU PLEASE BE THE MOTHERS OF MY BABIES!?” (Out loud!) So I looked up at the yellow sun and tried to gingerly sneak away as cleverly as possible. However both of them discovered my remarkable escape from conversation and they lifted my shirt off and my shiny abs were exposed which temporarily blinded their eyes! Okay maybe I was lying, here's what really happened; as we were in Orlando, we went on Hollywood Rip Rocket, I soiled myself :(
And they found out about my cat ears. So for a year they would not stop holding onto my arms, because they thought my cat ears were adorable.
And kids, That's how I met your mothers.
By Ethan