Why Former? You were only prez for 2 years? Let me explain. The Earth blew up in a tearful blaze of fire. I grabbed my mauve colored carrots, put on my steel armour, put on my under-pants and yelled: “LET'S KILL SOME ALIENS” The weapon I used was.... THE DUBSTEP GUN!! A gun that shoots dubstep. So we went to Mars to get help. All we found was.. The Mars army fighting Zinyak's army. Ten Minutes later We got Zinyak to his knees and he asked for why we fought back and we said:”BECAUSE WE'RE THE SAINTS!!