“Hello, my name is Shawnna Fallon and I’m writing this letter to inform you of my current situation; at the moment I’m located in an unpleasant cellar somewhere in Berlin, Germany. Nearly everyday I’m assaulted by the man upstairs. I love my family dearly and everyday it gets more unbearably painful without them. Thanks to my exceptional logic and planning techniques, I have come up with several, perfected, phenomenal plans. In 2017 I hope to put these plans into place and escape from this abominable prison.
Yours sincerely, Shawnna.”
By, Christopher.