“Nooooo,” fibbed Paddy, who was struggling to stand still.
“Oh really?” remarked Linda.
“What happened last night then?” questioned Linda in an enraged voice.
“Erm… well.... I went to the erm… elephant zoo and erm.... petted crocodiles, then I had a orange juice, erm… by myself, definitely not drinking beers with the lads in Vegas, I erm… stayed within Ireland, erm…., Jimmy collapsed which was funny, erm…, actually, he didn’t yeah, erm…, and then, I had a wide, open mind about what to do and chose to come home to you.”
“Get Out!”
By Christopher